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[rexthebuilder]

I can't come to the phone right now because I'm either kicking EVO butt or hanging out with friends. Leave a message after the beep, and I'll get back to you pronto!

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[rexthebuilder]

"It's only cheating if you're the big brother. Those are the rules. I don't make them!" Matter-of-factly.

[pineapplesalmon]

A wheezing laugh, eyes closed as he tries to catch his breath. "If you say so. Feeling better about everything now, I take it?"

[rexthebuilder]

Rex pauses. Using his Smack Hands is so natural that he didn't even realize—

He looks at his hand, concentrates for a moment, and watches the light blue circuit lines appear, sagging with relief. "... Yeah, I guess I am."

Which means he needs to flop completely onto César and just lay there to be annoying.

[pineapplesalmon]

César has no idea Rex's powers were even gone in the first place, and he still doesn't.

A little oof as Rex lands on him again, and he reaches up to ruffle Rex's hair. "Good. We'll need to talk more about things later, but that's the worst of it out of the way."

[rexthebuilder]

Rex closes his eyes and becomes boneless. "I dunno, the fact you landed a babe like Magne is pretty scary."

A teasing affirmation.

[pineapplesalmon]

César's next laugh is less winded, moving one arm to lay it across Rex's back. "The Salazar charm works wonders."

[rexthebuilder]

Rex starts laughing. "No way! You're too old."

[pineapplesalmon]

"Then how were you born when I was nearly seventeen?" César shoots back, firing off a volley over a decade in the making.

[rexthebuilder]

"I—" DEAD. STOP.

[rexthebuilder]

His smile flips upside down with confusion.

[rexthebuilder]

Realization strikes and his eyes widen, his mouth in a little 'o'.

[rexthebuilder]

A full body reaction to that. "Oh, ew!"

[pineapplesalmon]

César shakes with silent laughter. He didn't see that reaction, but he sure felt that.

[rexthebuilder]

"I've reconsidered my position on fratricide. You should come lay on the couch so I can smother you with a pillow."

[pineapplesalmon]

"Ha, ha. No."

[rexthebuilder]

"Jerk." A pause, then very hesitantly, not sure if César's going to tell him a terrible answer. "How come we're so far apart anyways?"

[pineapplesalmon]

César raises his free hand in a very loose fist that bursts open and wiggles his fingers down back to the ground. "Peeww! ¡Sorpresa!"

[rexthebuilder]

Rex attempts to smother himself against César's chest instead, words muffled. "Please tell me that wasn't—"

[pineapplesalmon]

"It's confetti." César's enjoying himself a bit too much, and wow, Rex, what a dirty brain you have.

[rexthebuilder]

"Oh THANK GOD."

[pineapplesalmon]

"Papí's vas deferens spontaneously rejoined, and Mama realized she was pregnant about when I started university in Geneva. That's why we settled down to start with."

[rexthebuilder]

"... Huh." Rex absorbs that. "You just said that in the least gross way possible. Thanks, I think? So I wasn't planned but wanted."

[pineapplesalmon]

"You're welcome. And you were very wanted." César's voice is full of love. "There was some risk with you being a geriatric pregnancy and all, but Geneva has world class healthcare. Our parents hadn't started new jobs yet, so it was kind of just perfect timing. Both took a couple years off to spend time with you. And I got to spend quite a bit of time with you, too."

[rexthebuilder]

"That... sounds really nice. Wish I could remember that." Once again, amnesia sucks; Rex sighs softly.

[pineapplesalmon]

"People rarely remember their baby or toddler years. You were the same way." César reassures him, free hand smoothing down his hair.